Sock Alert!

Discarded socks.

First world problem, I know.

Dang kids and their propensity to shed their socks anywhere, anytime. 

So when I found a pair of dirty discarded socks today, 

I started calling out "Sock alert, sock alert!!" really loud and annoying like a siren. 

They came running, bewildered, and got the socks as I walked away. 

Then I heard, "Geez, I hope that doesn't happen again!"

Me too kids, me too.